Pan Parag

Pan Parag

Ad No. 1

Shammi Kapoor and Ashok Kumar and their wives (one of them was Asha Lata, maybe? They were the typical maa-wife roleplayer women of the early- and mid-80s... If someone knows their names, please send them to me. Thanks!)

Scene: Shehnai playing in the background, it is the house where the wedding is supposed to take place, which is the bride's house, and it happens to be Ashok Kumar's house.

Ashok Kumar's wife: Suniye, ladke ke maa-baap aaye hain

Ashok Kumar: Arrey, aaiye, aaiye (ha ha ha ha ha, mandatory laughter from all four members)

Shammi Kapoor: Baarat... thik 8 baje pahunch jaayegi. Par hum aapse ek baat to kehne bhool hi gaye!

(Shehnai stops, and sudden jarring music is played on keyboard while Ashok Kumar and his wife share a worried look... thinking... DOWRY!)

Shammi Kapoor: Ghabraiye nahin, hume kuch nahin chahiye! Hum to sirf itna chahte hain ki aap baraatiyon ka swagat... Pan Parag se kijiye!

Ashok Kumar (relieved): Oh-ho, Pan Parag! Humein kya maloom tha aap bhi Pan Parag ke shaukeen hain... (he pulls out a tin can from under his shawl) Yeh lijiye Pan Parag

(closeup of Shammi Kapoor 's face which brightens up): PAN PARAG!

(singer, probably Priti Sagar): Pan Parag, pan masala Pan Parag Khatir-daari mein zaroori, iske bina mehfil adhooriPan parag, pan masala, Pan Parag!

Ad No. 2

Jalal Agha enters a party, and guests notice him and start talking to him.

Guest 1 (played by middle aged Delhiite-looking lady): Arrey lo, aagaye? Aaj kal to bade chaaye hue ho TV par, Pan Parag aur kya kya!

Jalal Agha (smiles humbly): Shukriya

Guest 2 (played by Vipin Handa, who went on to have a short-lived talk show called Aamne-Saamne): TV mein to hamesha tayaar rehte ho, aaj kahan hai tumhara dibba?

Jalal Agha (smartly pulls out a pillow pouch!): To YEH kya hai?!

Guest 3 (fat man): Ek se... mera kya hoga!!! (Laughs)

Jalal Agha: To aap DO lijiye!

Guest 4's voice: Aur mere liye?

Jalal Agha turns towards the voice, sees its a really tall dude, and pulls out the whole strip and smiles at camera, while Priti Sagar - sings "jingle Pan Parag, pan masala Pan Parag"